Der Hip Hop ist tot.

[Ghostman]

Rischtisch...

wir haben uns bei unserer Bandhistory schon etwas gedacht, als wir sie niedergeschrieben haben...

Ich copy & paste sie mal hier rein ;D

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The story of the XLR8rs

Once upon a time
in a Galaxy far, far away...

...there were the last good Knights of RocknRoll fighting desperately the evil galactic Hip Hop Empire...

...they declared their mission is to bring the spirit of RocknRoll back to the Galaxy, so the balance of good and evil can be restored...

... the evil galactic hip hop empire tortured, brainwashed and mind controlled billions of innocent people just to lure money out of them to pay for a lot of big gold chains they let their soldiers wear around their necks and for too small and tight clothes they let their girls wear...

...the knights of rocknroll came to the only obvious solution: form a rock band and show the people how to really rock...

...their weapons were those of the ancient times, when the rocknroll was born: guitars, drums, bass and microphones...

...there was the knight of rhythm, OILY OLLI, who, with his skills, gave them the control over time and speed with his weapon, the drums...

...there was the knight of thunder, BUMPIN BJÖRN, who gave them the thunderous beat to rock to, with his weapon, the electric bass guitar...

...the was the knight of strumming, CREEPY CARSTEN, who gave them groove, with the boppin, rockin, twangin sound of his weapon, the electric guitar...

...and there was the knight of a crystal clear voice, MONSTER MARTIN, who told the ancient stories of love, dancing, fun, rocknroll,with his weapon, the microphone...

...they were good, their were big, they were XL...

...and they had to act fast, so they had to ACCELLERATE...

...so, to restore the balance in the galaxy, to spread the true spirit of rocknroll, they called themselves:

The XLR8rs
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